im-just-ty:

squided:

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

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MEN

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ALSO

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ARE

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GIVEN

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UNREALISTIC

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EXPECTATIONS

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DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

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HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

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TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

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IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

All the time.

Anonymous Asked
Questionhow would you know if a taurus is having a little feelings for you? Answer

imtaurus:

You won’t. There are no “little” feelings.

(Source: lizgillies)

rftminges:

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

(Source: rftminges)

spoopy-mad-scientist:

don’t make the Scottish independence vote about ScotEng

don’t make the Scottish independence vote about ScotEng

DON’T. MAKE. THE. SCOTTISH. INDEPENDENCE. VOTE. ABOUT. SCOTENG.

Questionbabe Answer

askfemsnakefrance:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

askfemsnakefrance:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

askfemsnakefrance:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

askfemsnakefrance:

"wahh!" she whirled around to see who groped her ass "I should have known it was you"

askfemsnakefrance:

He shook his head kissing her lips gently. “Daft lass.”

"but I am your daft lass~" she winked

"True." He agreed, nuzzling her softly.

she nuzzled him back “how about we start now~”

"Fine with me top ur bottom?" He asked kissing her.

"which do you want?" she kissed him back

"Mmmmm….. Bottom." He said tracing his finger along her side.

Question*still half asleep on their bed* Answer

elizavetahungary27:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

elizavetahungary27:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

elizavetahungary27:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

*smiles gently watching her sleep*

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Question*still half asleep on their bed* Answer

elizavetahungary27:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

elizavetahungary27:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

*smiles gently watching her sleep*

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matilda-marker:

Stop getting offended by everything

Stop getting offended by everything

Stop getting offended by everything

STOP GETTING OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING

S T O P

NOT EVERYTHING IS PUT OUT TO OFFEND YOU

NOT EVERYTHING IS WORTH AN ARGUEMENT OR YOUR INPUT

Wow rude

(Source: poisonedyoutharmy)

intoasylum:

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doctor who | text posts

Questionbabe Answer

askfemsnakefrance:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

askfemsnakefrance:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

askfemsnakefrance:

"wahh!" she whirled around to see who groped her ass "I should have known it was you"

askfemsnakefrance:

He shook his head kissing her lips gently. “Daft lass.”

"but I am your daft lass~" she winked

"True." He agreed, nuzzling her softly.

she nuzzled him back “how about we start now~”

"Fine with me top ur bottom?" He asked kissing her.

Question*still half asleep on their bed* Answer

elizavetahungary27:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

*smiles gently watching her sleep*

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