QuestionAllistor let's go swimming Answer

 

allistor-kirkland-scot:

OK, sea, loch, ur river?

*Grins getting their stuff out the car* Looks like we got th’ loch tae ourselves.

Wonderful

*Tosses her, her swim suit as he starts stripping*

*chuckles and discreetly changes*

*Puts the cloths in a bag and starts putting on sun screen*

QuestionYo~ Answer

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

 

allamerican-superwoman:

*blinks then turns around* Hi.

Spar?

Duel, fight. Ye ken with fist an’ kick. Dinne ken why Ah said ‘at jist popped intae mah heed.

*blinks* I wanna spar

*eyebrow raised* OK, rules?

No below the belt, no vital organs, if one of us screams peach we stop, punching and kicking allowed but only enough to leave a light bruise

Fine with me but why peach? *Takes of his jacket*

Random

OK *takes up a lose stance standing across from her* ready when ye ur lass~

*cracks her back then charges*

*blinks and moves to the side swinging a leg low*

*lifts her legs and flies* Suck it *elbows his stomach*

*Grunts and hisses* Ouch *Grabs her arm and pulls her over him twisting his body*

*goes around him and is holding him from behind with her legs*

Cleaver *Lets go of her and tries to slam them both into the ground.*

*groans when she hits the ground then switches their positions and puts him on his back*

*Grunts wincing* Ouch love *Grins up at her* Yer getting yer arse kicked fur ‘at

I’d like to see you try. *pushes him harder onto the floor*

*laughs and throws her off him with a quick jerk of his hips and pull with his arms* Done~

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QuestionI wouldn't fuck you. Answer

vxnezuela:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

vxnezuela:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

vxnezuela:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

vxnezuela:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

vxnezuela:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

vxnezuela:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

vxnezuela:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

vxnezuela:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

Ouch……. Ah ‘hink

[Double pistols and a wink.]

*eyebrow raised* Wit ye planning on daeing with them?

I can’t really do anything with these really.

Sae am nae going tae get shot?

Depends, if you’re a complete dick I will.

Weel Am nae a dick but Ah can be an arse.

Good enough.

Sae am nae getting shot?

Nah, you’re good.
…For now.

Guid. Dying sucks

But you’d come back to life, we are countries after all.

Aye but it’s still nae fun

True.

Anyway why wis it necessary tae say ‘at?

I dunno.

*eyebrow raised* Weel it wis odd

QuestionYo~ Answer

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

 

allamerican-superwoman:

*blinks then turns around* Hi.

Spar?

Duel, fight. Ye ken with fist an’ kick. Dinne ken why Ah said ‘at jist popped intae mah heed.

*blinks* I wanna spar

*eyebrow raised* OK, rules?

No below the belt, no vital organs, if one of us screams peach we stop, punching and kicking allowed but only enough to leave a light bruise

Fine with me but why peach? *Takes of his jacket*

Random

OK *takes up a lose stance standing across from her* ready when ye ur lass~

*cracks her back then charges*

*blinks and moves to the side swinging a leg low*

*lifts her legs and flies* Suck it *elbows his stomach*

*Grunts and hisses* Ouch *Grabs her arm and pulls her over him twisting his body*

*goes around him and is holding him from behind with her legs*

Cleaver *Lets go of her and tries to slam them both into the ground.*

*groans when she hits the ground then switches their positions and puts him on his back*

*Grunts wincing* Ouch love *Grins up at her* Yer getting yer arse kicked fur ‘at

vxnezuela Asked
QuestionI wouldn't fuck you. Answer

vxnezuela:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

vxnezuela:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

vxnezuela:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

vxnezuela:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

vxnezuela:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

vxnezuela:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

vxnezuela:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

Ouch……. Ah ‘hink

[Double pistols and a wink.]

*eyebrow raised* Wit ye planning on daeing with them?

I can’t really do anything with these really.

Sae am nae going tae get shot?

Depends, if you’re a complete dick I will.

Weel Am nae a dick but Ah can be an arse.

Good enough.

Sae am nae getting shot?

Nah, you’re good.
…For now.

Guid. Dying sucks

But you’d come back to life, we are countries after all.

Aye but it’s still nae fun

True.

Anyway why wis it necessary tae say ‘at?

Anonymous Asked
Questionask-the-british-empire: "What the hell happened to you!?" Answer

ask-the-british-empire:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

 

allistor-kirkland-scot:

"If yer taking about th’ blood it’s nae mine."

"Sae? Ye ur as weel. Ah mean even Ah could run colonies better." 

"I’m sure you could, brother dearest. After all, your ability in procuring one is quite astonishing. "

Allistor almost blurred as he crossed the space between them in a second and hit Arthur in the face with his closed fist. “Don’t fucking mention Darien, ye bag of shit.” He growled angrily.

Spitting out a tooth, Arthur narrowed his eyes. “Not quite what I was insinuating, but alrighty then.” He growled, before hooking his legaround the back of Allistor’s knee cap, sending him to rhe ground.

Allistor hissed pushing himself back up. His blood was up and he needed to lash out, a low growl ripping from his throat. 

Arthur’s eyes widened, before he quickly rearranged his feature into a derisive sneer. Shit, he’d really hit a nerve.

He moved low keeping to his strengths as a brawler. He lashed out with his right arm as his left darted forwards. He was snarling.

Arthur dodged the first blow, but was caught in his stomach by the second. Hissing in pain and frustation, he used the fact he had doubled over to lunge forward and headbutt his brother.

Allistor stumbled one arm locking round Arthurs side. The he slammed his elbow into his brothers back. “Bastard.” He growled.

Arthur inhaled sharply, before deciding to try and use the headlock to his advantage, and pushed off the ground hard with his feet, sending Allistor backwards, and hopefully onto the ground.
"What- the bloody hell- did I do?" He growled, gasping for air.

"Ye fuckng ken with ye did." Allistor hissed letting go and rolling over, his head and neck aching duly from the impact with the ground. "Ye ken Ah tried hard tae raise Darien." He growled swinging his right arm in low aiming for Arthur’s ribs.

"I gave everything thing to America, yet he still decided to bec-"
Reflexively, his hand flew up to cover his mouth, trickles of blood seeping between his fingers. He wiped his mouth on his sleeve. “I suppose it runs in the family “

Allistor chuckled dryly his wrath bleeding form his body easily. “Aye but ‘at wee bastard still breathing.” He sighed suddenly tired. “Need a drink?”

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QuestionI wouldn't fuck you. Answer

vxnezuela:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

vxnezuela:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

vxnezuela:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

vxnezuela:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

vxnezuela:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

vxnezuela:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

Ouch……. Ah ‘hink

[Double pistols and a wink.]

*eyebrow raised* Wit ye planning on daeing with them?

I can’t really do anything with these really.

Sae am nae going tae get shot?

Depends, if you’re a complete dick I will.

Weel Am nae a dick but Ah can be an arse.

Good enough.

Sae am nae getting shot?

Nah, you’re good.
…For now.

Guid. Dying sucks

But you’d come back to life, we are countries after all.

Aye but it’s still nae fun

QuestionSend in ✉ for my character's reaction to getting a sext from yours Answer

die-salzburg-prinzessin:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

die-salzburg-prinzessin:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

die-salzburg-prinzessin:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

die-salzburg-prinzessin:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

die-salzburg-prinzessin:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

Allistor raised an eyebrow.

[TEXT] Was that deliberate?

She blushes.

[text: Herr. Scotland] This is embarrassing. I was meant to send this to someone else.

He smirked

[TEXT] That’s slightly disappointing, young one.

[text: Herr Scotland] I don’t know what to say? Sorry for disappointing you.

[text: Herr Scotland] I bet you’ve got loads of woman just throwing theirselves at you in a daily basis. You won’t be lonely for long?

He laughed.

[TEXT] Throwing themselves at me is the easy bit for them. Me catching them is another. ;-)

[text] Very funny. You are quite humorous. :)

[TEXT] Cheers. I was only half joking thought -_-;

[text] Oh, I didn’t realise.

[TEXT] It’s fine ^_^ Any way out of interest who was the luck person who was going to get that text?

[text:] It was for my boyfriend.

[TEXT] Lucky man. I’ll delete the text btw

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QuestionI wouldn't fuck you. Answer

vxnezuela:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

vxnezuela:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

vxnezuela:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

vxnezuela:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

vxnezuela:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

Ouch……. Ah ‘hink

[Double pistols and a wink.]

*eyebrow raised* Wit ye planning on daeing with them?

I can’t really do anything with these really.

Sae am nae going tae get shot?

Depends, if you’re a complete dick I will.

Weel Am nae a dick but Ah can be an arse.

Good enough.

Sae am nae getting shot?

Nah, you’re good.
…For now.

Guid. Dying sucks

fadedironcross:

…Why do I have hardly any guy friends.

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Hey, who wants a beer and some pizza on me?

FUCKING HELL AYE!!!

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*appears holding a create of alcohol* 

QuestionAllistor let's go swimming Answer

elizavetahungary27:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

elizavetahungary27:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

elizavetahungary27:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

elizavetahungary27:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

elizavetahungary27:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

elizavetahungary27:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

elizavetahungary27:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

OK, sea, loch, ur river?

Yes you are * giggling*

*Shakes his head* Fine~ *Smiles softly*

*giggles* knew you would agree with me

*Rolls his eyes* It’s hard tae argue with ye love

Oh, and why is that?

Cause Ah love ye 

I love you too

Love ye mair *stops the car by the lake*

Impossible

Nae ‘hings impossible

*smiles at him* true

*Grins getting their stuff out the car* Looks like we got th’ loch tae ourselves.

Wonderful

*Tosses her, her swim suit as he starts stripping*

Anonymous Asked
Questionask-the-british-empire: "What the hell happened to you!?" Answer

 

allistor-kirkland-scot:

"If yer taking about th’ blood it’s nae mine."

"Sae? Ye ur as weel. Ah mean even Ah could run colonies better." 

"I’m sure you could, brother dearest. After all, your ability in procuring one is quite astonishing. "

Allistor almost blurred as he crossed the space between them in a second and hit Arthur in the face with his closed fist. “Don’t fucking mention Darien, ye bag of shit.” He growled angrily.

Spitting out a tooth, Arthur narrowed his eyes. “Not quite what I was insinuating, but alrighty then.” He growled, before hooking his legaround the back of Allistor’s knee cap, sending him to rhe ground.

Allistor hissed pushing himself back up. His blood was up and he needed to lash out, a low growl ripping from his throat. 

Arthur’s eyes widened, before he quickly rearranged his feature into a derisive sneer. Shit, he’d really hit a nerve.

He moved low keeping to his strengths as a brawler. He lashed out with his right arm as his left darted forwards. He was snarling.

Arthur dodged the first blow, but was caught in his stomach by the second. Hissing in pain and frustation, he used the fact he had doubled over to lunge forward and headbutt his brother.

Allistor stumbled one arm locking round Arthurs side. The he slammed his elbow into his brothers back. “Bastard.” He growled.

Arthur inhaled sharply, before deciding to try and use the headlock to his advantage, and pushed off the ground hard with his feet, sending Allistor backwards, and hopefully onto the ground.
"What- the bloody hell- did I do?" He growled, gasping for air.

"Ye fuckng ken with ye did." Allistor hissed letting go and rolling over, his head and neck aching duly from the impact with the ground. "Ye ken Ah tried hard tae raise Darien." He growled swinging his right arm in low aiming for Arthur’s ribs.

QuestionAllistor let's go swimming Answer

elizavetahungary27:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

elizavetahungary27:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

elizavetahungary27:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

elizavetahungary27:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

elizavetahungary27:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

elizavetahungary27:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

OK, sea, loch, ur river?

Yes you are * giggling*

*Shakes his head* Fine~ *Smiles softly*

*giggles* knew you would agree with me

*Rolls his eyes* It’s hard tae argue with ye love

Oh, and why is that?

Cause Ah love ye 

I love you too

Love ye mair *stops the car by the lake*

Impossible

Nae ‘hings impossible

*smiles at him* true

*Grins getting their stuff out the car* Looks like we got th’ loch tae ourselves.