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"Hey lass hoo ye daeing?" He asked as he continued to strangle the man he was holding.

"what did ze bastard do to you?" she muttered and slithered over to the tall Scotsman.

"Stupid cunt tried tae mug me." he said pleasantly as the man turned blue and his eyes started to roll. 

"I recommend killing him in a way that wont direct blame on to you like throw him to Kelpies or something" she grinned wickedly at the tall man "or you could have Nessie take a chunk out of him"

"Nae Nessie hate people" He said grinning as he let go of the man who simply dropped to the ground unconscious. "Hoo have ye been?" He asked smiling warmly.

Questionblinks and looks at him " when did you get home ?" grins " i found your Scotch stash but i didn't take any " hicups and falls on her ass "oh and ciao ~" clearly drunk and lieing her butt of she only took one though she can't handle scotch Answer

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Allistor rolled his eyes, bending at the waist to hang over her. “Clearly love~” He said smiling slightly. He tapped her forehead. “Dafty.”

 

He blinked shocked. “Felia! Wit’s wrang!”

tears wile in her eyes more and places hands on his cheeks and kisses him deeply 

He blinked holding her tohim whipping at her tears gently kissing her back. “Felia?” he asked softly.

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I’m obsessing over Plauge Doctors again.

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When my sister was in the Marines some little shit told her to make him a sandwich so she went to his boss and they used money from the asshole’s next paycheck to order subs for the entire squadron

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Question"You love remind me of the norse god fenrir who bit of the the god tyrs hand " she smirked as She played with his hair as he layed in her lap then she laughs " it is true you do remind me of the god lokis child " Answer

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He laughed. “So ye ‘hink I am going tae eat th’ sun wan day?”

"AN WIT MAH AH ASK IS WRANG WITH UNICORNS!" Allistor boomed grinning as he scooped up his daughter and placing her on his shoulders so she could look down.  

She giggles wildly “da! ” she squealed and giggles as she wraps her little arms around his head. Will pouts “da’s lassy” he pouts pointing at her ” so what! At least I don’t talk about unicorns in my sleep!” “No you talk about kissing boys” she takes off her shoe and chucks it at wills head nailing him

Allistor tutted. “Nae fighting.” he said ruffing Will’s head gently. He looked over at Jul. “‘hink Ah should show them mah ald friend?” He asked a hand on each of their children.

She nods ” ja just make sure maria don’t go jumping or running of into the loch again. ” she looks at will ” help your vati will your sister cause…your going to have to warch him as well”

Allistor smiled as Will pouted and Maria giggled. “Come on ye tae Ah show yer a surprises*

"Is it a dragon da!" Maria asked as will followed behind them

"Nae ‘ats yer uncle." he said laughing slightly opening the front door.

She pouts “but I want a dragon da! Can’t I have one.” Will snorted “I would get a dragon before you would” she cunks her other shoe at him

Allistor tutted again “Wan if ye keep throwing ‘hings yer coming down. Tae nae wan is getting a dragon, they are messy as hell.” he told then sticking two fingers in his mouth ans whistling loudly.

"But dragons are awesome da! The have skin like iron and their claws are like spears" she has been watching way to much hobbit "if I had a dragon I would want him to breath acid or ice " she said excitedly

Allistor shook his head as a loud noise was heard closing on them. “Tolken has much tae answer fur.” He said as the unicorn burst into the clearing. It was a huge black animal with a long thick grey horn. It snorted at them.

Will stared at it excitedly. As maria mad raspberry noises “dwagons are way better…” will glaired up at his sister “nien they are not” “ja they are!” “Nien there not!” “Ja they are ” she stuck her tongue out at will

Allistor lifted his daughter of his shoulders placing her beside her brother. “Be polite.” he said gently as he placed his hand on the unicorns snout. “They ur smarter than ye tae.” He told his children as the unicorn lowered it’s head and sniffed them both.

Will reached up and grabbed its horn as maria moved to hide behind her da

The unicorn lifted it’s head up Will dangling from the horn. It snorted again. Allistor chuckled slightly. “They ur mah barins.” He told it smiling slightly.

Maria peeked out from behind her da leg as will swung around on the unicorns horn giggling

The unicorn lowered it’s head again and Allistor lifted Will up. “Unicorns ur magic.” Told them, “Always treat them with respect an’ be kind near them cause they hae lang memoires.”

QuestionI want rough sex, now. (sorry couldn't resist) Answer

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 ”And why are you telling me?  Go find yourself a woman.”

He smirked at her “Ye getting drunk sis?”

"Pfft—" Alice snorted, "No, of course not."

Yes, of course she is.

He laughed pushing her forehead lightly. “Aye ye ur sis.”

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He rolled his neck “Give me a second dear this fucker is stubborn.” He said before slamming his knee into a massive gash on the man’s stomch.

"Allistor fucking stop right now! " she yelled moving a little closer to him

He scowled letting go of the man allowing him to fall to the floor. “Wit?” Allistor said.

"I know he is scum but I don’t want you going to prison for murder" she said softly concerned for him and their children

He waved a hand “Ah placed some wards around th’ room an’ him before Ah started.” He said

She shook her head “that doesn’t matter liebling. Think of your daughter. What would she think if she heard the you killed a man…she would be heart broken” she said softly and moved closer to him cautiously

He sighed whipping his bloody hand on his jacket. “Yer riet love. Ah wisnae ‘hinking.” he glanced back muttering a spell “Ah jist send him tae th’ boss.”

She smiled ” why were you betting the shit out of him anyway”

He sighed rubbing his nose. “Prick wis supplying some cunts with guns who we dinne like. Needed tae be softed an’ questioned.”

"So you were beating him to a pulp in out kitchen"

"Yep!" he said then clicked his finger the man dispersing.

Shw growled ” you got blood everywhere! “

He raised his hands “Ah clean it aw noo! Ah swear!”

"You better and if any of my dishes are broke you better hope to god I don’t find them" shw huffed

He gulped. “Nae ‘hing is broken love honest!”

"Do you swear on nessies life"

"Ah swear!" He declared sweating buckets.

She narrowed her eyes and turned to leave the room

He whipped his brow. Why was his wife so terrifying when pissed.

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He rolled his neck “Give me a second dear this fucker is stubborn.” He said before slamming his knee into a massive gash on the man’s stomch.

"Allistor fucking stop right now! " she yelled moving a little closer to him

He scowled letting go of the man allowing him to fall to the floor. “Wit?” Allistor said.

"I know he is scum but I don’t want you going to prison for murder" she said softly concerned for him and their children

He waved a hand “Ah placed some wards around th’ room an’ him before Ah started.” He said

She shook her head “that doesn’t matter liebling. Think of your daughter. What would she think if she heard the you killed a man…she would be heart broken” she said softly and moved closer to him cautiously

He sighed whipping his bloody hand on his jacket. “Yer riet love. Ah wisnae ‘hinking.” he glanced back muttering a spell “Ah jist send him tae th’ boss.”

She smiled ” why were you betting the shit out of him anyway”

He sighed rubbing his nose. “Prick wis supplying some cunts with guns who we dinne like. Needed tae be softed an’ questioned.”

"So you were beating him to a pulp in out kitchen"

"Yep!" he said then clicked his finger the man dispersing.

Shw growled ” you got blood everywhere! “

He raised his hands “Ah clean it aw noo! Ah swear!”

"You better and if any of my dishes are broke you better hope to god I don’t find them" shw huffed

He gulped. “Nae ‘hing is broken love honest!”

"Do you swear on nessies life"

"Ah swear!" He declared sweating buckets.

Question"You love remind me of the norse god fenrir who bit of the the god tyrs hand " she smirked as She played with his hair as he layed in her lap then she laughs " it is true you do remind me of the god lokis child " Answer

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He laughed. “So ye ‘hink I am going tae eat th’ sun wan day?”

"AN WIT MAH AH ASK IS WRANG WITH UNICORNS!" Allistor boomed grinning as he scooped up his daughter and placing her on his shoulders so she could look down.  

She giggles wildly “da! ” she squealed and giggles as she wraps her little arms around his head. Will pouts “da’s lassy” he pouts pointing at her ” so what! At least I don’t talk about unicorns in my sleep!” “No you talk about kissing boys” she takes off her shoe and chucks it at wills head nailing him

Allistor tutted. “Nae fighting.” he said ruffing Will’s head gently. He looked over at Jul. “‘hink Ah should show them mah ald friend?” He asked a hand on each of their children.

She nods ” ja just make sure maria don’t go jumping or running of into the loch again. ” she looks at will ” help your vati will your sister cause…your going to have to warch him as well”

Allistor smiled as Will pouted and Maria giggled. “Come on ye tae Ah show yer a surprises*

"Is it a dragon da!" Maria asked as will followed behind them

"Nae ‘ats yer uncle." he said laughing slightly opening the front door.

She pouts “but I want a dragon da! Can’t I have one.” Will snorted “I would get a dragon before you would” she cunks her other shoe at him

Allistor tutted again “Wan if ye keep throwing ‘hings yer coming down. Tae nae wan is getting a dragon, they are messy as hell.” he told then sticking two fingers in his mouth ans whistling loudly.

"But dragons are awesome da! The have skin like iron and their claws are like spears" she has been watching way to much hobbit "if I had a dragon I would want him to breath acid or ice " she said excitedly

Allistor shook his head as a loud noise was heard closing on them. “Tolken has much tae answer fur.” He said as the unicorn burst into the clearing. It was a huge black animal with a long thick grey horn. It snorted at them.

Will stared at it excitedly. As maria mad raspberry noises “dwagons are way better…” will glaired up at his sister “nien they are not” “ja they are!” “Nien there not!” “Ja they are ” she stuck her tongue out at will

Allistor lifted his daughter of his shoulders placing her beside her brother. “Be polite.” he said gently as he placed his hand on the unicorns snout. “They ur smarter than ye tae.” He told his children as the unicorn lowered it’s head and sniffed them both.

Will reached up and grabbed its horn as maria moved to hide behind her da

The unicorn lifted it’s head up Will dangling from the horn. It snorted again. Allistor chuckled slightly. “They ur mah barins.” He told it smiling slightly.

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He rolled his neck “Give me a second dear this fucker is stubborn.” He said before slamming his knee into a massive gash on the man’s stomch.

"Allistor fucking stop right now! " she yelled moving a little closer to him

He scowled letting go of the man allowing him to fall to the floor. “Wit?” Allistor said.

"I know he is scum but I don’t want you going to prison for murder" she said softly concerned for him and their children

He waved a hand “Ah placed some wards around th’ room an’ him before Ah started.” He said

She shook her head “that doesn’t matter liebling. Think of your daughter. What would she think if she heard the you killed a man…she would be heart broken” she said softly and moved closer to him cautiously

He sighed whipping his bloody hand on his jacket. “Yer riet love. Ah wisnae ‘hinking.” he glanced back muttering a spell “Ah jist send him tae th’ boss.”

She smiled ” why were you betting the shit out of him anyway”

He sighed rubbing his nose. “Prick wis supplying some cunts with guns who we dinne like. Needed tae be softed an’ questioned.”

"So you were beating him to a pulp in out kitchen"

"Yep!" he said then clicked his finger the man dispersing.

Shw growled ” you got blood everywhere! “

He raised his hands “Ah clean it aw noo! Ah swear!”

"You better and if any of my dishes are broke you better hope to god I don’t find them" shw huffed

He gulped. “Nae ‘hing is broken love honest!”

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Allistor rolled his eyes, bending at the waist to hang over her. “Clearly love~” He said smiling slightly. He tapped her forehead. “Dafty.”

 

He hummed softly rocking in place on the couch. “Ah need tae kiss ye mair~” he said kissing her lips sweetly. 

blushes and pulls away touching her lips 

He smiled “Some ‘hing wrang mah dear?”

tears up 

He blinked shocked. “Felia! Wit’s wrang!”

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