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I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks; quickly, and in the most embarrassing way imaginable.

I’m guessing you’re referring to the incident with the horse, but that came at the end of a war that lasted 10 years. Speed is relative, but if it takes you ten years to fall for someone, I would not call that ‘quickly’.

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks: slowly, then all at once, and with the aid of a giant livestock model

Question"You seem like one of those men who look like they'd be dominant in bed but actually are too submissive for their own good." Flora said with a giggle, running a finger down his arm. Answer

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Allistor raised an eyebrow turning his head. “Wit gave ye ‘at idea.” 

He chuckled, “Maybe lass~ But Ah dinne fancy proving ye wrang riet noo.”

She shrugged and giggled, ordering a martini. “That’s fine, I usually sleep with guys who take me out to dinner first anyways.” She said with a teasing grin. 

He smirked at her, ordering a bottle of scotch. “Is ‘at th’ plan cause ye need food first ur cause it mair fun?”

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QuestionErie smiled and approached her elder brother. "Oi, Scottie. Wan' t' come t' my place for a few drinks? Ye should ge' away for a while, the stress 's showing." She pat him on the back with a grin, she'd actually already talking to his boss and gave him the next week off. ((asktheirelandtwins)) Answer

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He grunted looking up from his desk, scowling. “Ah dinne ken wit ye mean.” he said grumpily unintentuanly proving her point.

He gave an amused grunt, “Ur there is aw ways’ th’ bed~” He said running his hands along her backs.

Erie let out a small groan and smiled, biting her lip. “Aye… More room on the bed as well~” She purred with a bit of a grin.

He grinned kissing her neck, “However~” he drawled running his hands lower down her back.

She bit down on her lip harder, trying to keep in whimpers her body begged her to make. “H… How… Ever?” She asked a little breathlessly, trying her best to regain her composure while her fingers gripped his hair a bit more.

"If yer sitting on me we cannie go any were~" He chuckled his voice rough as he felt her grip tightening.

"Do ye wan’ t’ move or do ye think yer strong enough t’ carry me?" She asked, her face red as she tried to play off the tightening of her grip as just playing with his hair.

His arms moved round to her backside smirking. “Ah’ll carry ye darling* he said gripping her as he stood lifting her with him. 

She blushed and buried her face in his neck as she lets out a squeak. “Th… Thanks…” She smiled against his beck and took the opportunity to bite down on his neck, as a bit of revenge.

He groaned loudly his gripping involuntary tightening. “Nae fair~” He grunted waking towards her bedroom keeping his pace measured, dispit the face his blood was almost roaring in his ears.

"Wha’ was tha’ one o’ Iggy’s writer’s said? All’s fair in love an’ war." She grinned mischievously before sucking on the skin of his neck.

He gave another groan hoisting her up slightly so he could open the door with out dropping her, “Yer a minx~” He said almost panting.

Erie chuckled and kissed him teasingly. “Love, ye kinda deserve i’.” She bit down again and tugged on the skin teasingly.

He almost dropped her onto the bed, giving her a soft kiss as he leaned over her. “Dae Ah noo~” He growled at her smirking as well. 

Erie kissed back softly, smirking up at him, her arms tugging him closer as she sat up a little. A shiver ran down her spine at his growl. “Why do ye affec’ me so much?” She asked a little breathy.

He ignored the question for now, instead he kissing her hungrily his arms resting on either side of her holding him up as they kissed. “Dinne ken~” He growled breaking the kiss for a second. “But Ah ken yer daeing some’hing similar tae me.”

Erie smiled and pulled him into another kiss, this one sweet, yet had a hidden seductive quality. “‘Aye? Good.” She smirked and moved her hands from his hair down to his back, taking a detour to slide her hands down his chest first.

He groaned softly into the kiss his own hands keeping their place by her head as he nibbled at her lower lip.

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QuestionErie smiled and approached her elder brother. "Oi, Scottie. Wan' t' come t' my place for a few drinks? Ye should ge' away for a while, the stress 's showing." She pat him on the back with a grin, she'd actually already talking to his boss and gave him the next week off. ((asktheirelandtwins)) Answer

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He grunted looking up from his desk, scowling. “Ah dinne ken wit ye mean.” he said grumpily unintentuanly proving her point.

He gave an amused grunt, “Ur there is aw ways’ th’ bed~” He said running his hands along her backs.

Erie let out a small groan and smiled, biting her lip. “Aye… More room on the bed as well~” She purred with a bit of a grin.

He grinned kissing her neck, “However~” he drawled running his hands lower down her back.

She bit down on her lip harder, trying to keep in whimpers her body begged her to make. “H… How… Ever?” She asked a little breathlessly, trying her best to regain her composure while her fingers gripped his hair a bit more.

"If yer sitting on me we cannie go any were~" He chuckled his voice rough as he felt her grip tightening.

"Do ye wan’ t’ move or do ye think yer strong enough t’ carry me?" She asked, her face red as she tried to play off the tightening of her grip as just playing with his hair.

His arms moved round to her backside smirking. “Ah’ll carry ye darling* he said gripping her as he stood lifting her with him. 

She blushed and buried her face in his neck as she lets out a squeak. “Th… Thanks…” She smiled against his beck and took the opportunity to bite down on his neck, as a bit of revenge.

He groaned loudly his gripping involuntary tightening. “Nae fair~” He grunted waking towards her bedroom keeping his pace measured, dispit the face his blood was almost roaring in his ears.

"Wha’ was tha’ one o’ Iggy’s writer’s said? All’s fair in love an’ war." She grinned mischievously before sucking on the skin of his neck.

He gave another groan hoisting her up slightly so he could open the door with out dropping her, “Yer a minx~” He said almost panting.

Erie chuckled and kissed him teasingly. “Love, ye kinda deserve i’.” She bit down again and tugged on the skin teasingly.

He almost dropped her onto the bed, giving her a soft kiss as he leaned over her. “Dae Ah noo~” He growled at her smirking as well. 

Erie kissed back softly, smirking up at him, her arms tugging him closer as she sat up a little. A shiver ran down her spine at his growl. “Why do ye affec’ me so much?” She asked a little breathy.

He ignored the question for now, instead he kissing her hungrily his arms resting on either side of her holding him up as they kissed. “Dinne ken~” He growled breaking the kiss for a second. “But Ah ken yer daeing some’hing similar tae me.”

Question"You seem like one of those men who look like they'd be dominant in bed but actually are too submissive for their own good." Flora said with a giggle, running a finger down his arm. Answer

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Allistor raised an eyebrow turning his head. “Wit gave ye ‘at idea.” 

She giggled and shrugged, sitting down next to him. “Just the way you act around people. You pretend to be all tough but deep down your just a big teddy bear~”

He snorted “Ah can be baith lassie.” He gave her a smirk.

She smirked and shrugged. “I don’t believe you~” she sang, giggling lightly.

He raised an eyebrow, “Why nae?”

She shrugged, “Maybe you should prove it~” She hummed, her ahand resting on his bicep and squeezed it gently.

He chuckled, “Maybe lass~ But Ah dinne fancy proving ye wrang riet noo.”

Question"You seem like one of those men who look like they'd be dominant in bed but actually are too submissive for their own good." Flora said with a giggle, running a finger down his arm. Answer

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Allistor raised an eyebrow turning his head. “Wit gave ye ‘at idea.” 

She giggled and shrugged, sitting down next to him. “Just the way you act around people. You pretend to be all tough but deep down your just a big teddy bear~”

He snorted “Ah can be baith lassie.” He gave her a smirk.

She smirked and shrugged. “I don’t believe you~” she sang, giggling lightly.

He raised an eyebrow, “Why nae?”

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QuestionErie smiled and approached her elder brother. "Oi, Scottie. Wan' t' come t' my place for a few drinks? Ye should ge' away for a while, the stress 's showing." She pat him on the back with a grin, she'd actually already talking to his boss and gave him the next week off. ((asktheirelandtwins)) Answer

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He grunted looking up from his desk, scowling. “Ah dinne ken wit ye mean.” he said grumpily unintentuanly proving her point.

He gave an amused grunt, “Ur there is aw ways’ th’ bed~” He said running his hands along her backs.

Erie let out a small groan and smiled, biting her lip. “Aye… More room on the bed as well~” She purred with a bit of a grin.

He grinned kissing her neck, “However~” he drawled running his hands lower down her back.

She bit down on her lip harder, trying to keep in whimpers her body begged her to make. “H… How… Ever?” She asked a little breathlessly, trying her best to regain her composure while her fingers gripped his hair a bit more.

"If yer sitting on me we cannie go any were~" He chuckled his voice rough as he felt her grip tightening.

"Do ye wan’ t’ move or do ye think yer strong enough t’ carry me?" She asked, her face red as she tried to play off the tightening of her grip as just playing with his hair.

His arms moved round to her backside smirking. “Ah’ll carry ye darling* he said gripping her as he stood lifting her with him. 

She blushed and buried her face in his neck as she lets out a squeak. “Th… Thanks…” She smiled against his beck and took the opportunity to bite down on his neck, as a bit of revenge.

He groaned loudly his gripping involuntary tightening. “Nae fair~” He grunted waking towards her bedroom keeping his pace measured, dispit the face his blood was almost roaring in his ears.

"Wha’ was tha’ one o’ Iggy’s writer’s said? All’s fair in love an’ war." She grinned mischievously before sucking on the skin of his neck.

He gave another groan hoisting her up slightly so he could open the door with out dropping her, “Yer a minx~” He said almost panting.

Erie chuckled and kissed him teasingly. “Love, ye kinda deserve i’.” She bit down again and tugged on the skin teasingly.

He almost dropped her onto the bed, giving her a soft kiss as he leaned over her. “Dae Ah noo~” He growled at her smirking as well. 

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QuestionErie smiled and approached her elder brother. "Oi, Scottie. Wan' t' come t' my place for a few drinks? Ye should ge' away for a while, the stress 's showing." She pat him on the back with a grin, she'd actually already talking to his boss and gave him the next week off. ((asktheirelandtwins)) Answer

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He grunted looking up from his desk, scowling. “Ah dinne ken wit ye mean.” he said grumpily unintentuanly proving her point.

He gave an amused grunt, “Ur there is aw ways’ th’ bed~” He said running his hands along her backs.

Erie let out a small groan and smiled, biting her lip. “Aye… More room on the bed as well~” She purred with a bit of a grin.

He grinned kissing her neck, “However~” he drawled running his hands lower down her back.

She bit down on her lip harder, trying to keep in whimpers her body begged her to make. “H… How… Ever?” She asked a little breathlessly, trying her best to regain her composure while her fingers gripped his hair a bit more.

"If yer sitting on me we cannie go any were~" He chuckled his voice rough as he felt her grip tightening.

"Do ye wan’ t’ move or do ye think yer strong enough t’ carry me?" She asked, her face red as she tried to play off the tightening of her grip as just playing with his hair.

His arms moved round to her backside smirking. “Ah’ll carry ye darling* he said gripping her as he stood lifting her with him. 

She blushed and buried her face in his neck as she lets out a squeak. “Th… Thanks…” She smiled against his beck and took the opportunity to bite down on his neck, as a bit of revenge.

He groaned loudly his gripping involuntary tightening. “Nae fair~” He grunted waking towards her bedroom keeping his pace measured, dispit the face his blood was almost roaring in his ears.

"Wha’ was tha’ one o’ Iggy’s writer’s said? All’s fair in love an’ war." She grinned mischievously before sucking on the skin of his neck.

He gave another groan hoisting her up slightly so he could open the door with out dropping her, “Yer a minx~” He said almost panting.

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I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups

are you satan

are you god

are we humans

Or are we dancer

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ACTUAL PROOF that there is NO SKELETON WAR

no this is how the government is trying to hide the truth

FUCKBOY PROPAGANDA

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QuestionErie smiled and approached her elder brother. "Oi, Scottie. Wan' t' come t' my place for a few drinks? Ye should ge' away for a while, the stress 's showing." She pat him on the back with a grin, she'd actually already talking to his boss and gave him the next week off. ((asktheirelandtwins)) Answer

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He grunted looking up from his desk, scowling. “Ah dinne ken wit ye mean.” he said grumpily unintentuanly proving her point.

He gave an amused grunt, “Ur there is aw ways’ th’ bed~” He said running his hands along her backs.

Erie let out a small groan and smiled, biting her lip. “Aye… More room on the bed as well~” She purred with a bit of a grin.

He grinned kissing her neck, “However~” he drawled running his hands lower down her back.

She bit down on her lip harder, trying to keep in whimpers her body begged her to make. “H… How… Ever?” She asked a little breathlessly, trying her best to regain her composure while her fingers gripped his hair a bit more.

"If yer sitting on me we cannie go any were~" He chuckled his voice rough as he felt her grip tightening.

"Do ye wan’ t’ move or do ye think yer strong enough t’ carry me?" She asked, her face red as she tried to play off the tightening of her grip as just playing with his hair.

His arms moved round to her backside smirking. “Ah’ll carry ye darling* he said gripping her as he stood lifting her with him. 

She blushed and buried her face in his neck as she lets out a squeak. “Th… Thanks…” She smiled against his beck and took the opportunity to bite down on his neck, as a bit of revenge.

He groaned loudly his gripping involuntary tightening. “Nae fair~” He grunted waking towards her bedroom keeping his pace measured, dispit the face his blood was almost roaring in his ears.

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There’s a bunch of high quality blogs with wonderful vocabularies and fascinating muns

and then there’s me:

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thegreatestkiwi:

[ PRETTY MUCH and i have risen with tea mmm yes, quite. ]

(Teas is good for wakening up)

[ ikr but i placed it too far away so i have to stretch everytime i want it tea why do you do this to me ]

(don’t blame the tea for you mistakes, that’s like blaming coffee for being awake)