QuestionHoney, I'm home Answer

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

*grins softly* 

Marry me babe! *holds her*

*Laughed kissing her* Insanely cute~

*just kisses back and covers her face* Shushhhh

*Smirking* Nope~ *Starts trying to tickle her*

*starts laughing because she is really ticklish*

*Smirks and keep’s tickling her~* Ticklish love?

*laughs more* Yes yes yes! Lemme go!!

*Starts where he’s tickling* Maybe later

QuestionHoney, I'm home Answer

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

*grins softly* 

Marry me babe! *holds her*

*Laughed kissing her* Insanely cute~

*just kisses back and covers her face* Shushhhh

*Smirking* Nope~ *Starts trying to tickle her*

*starts laughing because she is really ticklish*

*Smirks and keep’s tickling her~* Ticklish love?

QuestionHoney, I'm home Answer

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

*grins softly* 

Marry me babe! *holds her*

*Laughed kissing her* Insanely cute~

*just kisses back and covers her face* Shushhhh

*Smirking* Nope~ *Starts trying to tickle her*

QuestionHoney, I'm home Answer

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

*grins softly* 

Marry me babe! *holds her*

Ah never said ‘at~

*smirks* Then can I keep goin’?

*Nods* Aye but first~ *Kisses her sweetly* 

*kisses back sweetly and eventually pulled away* I missed you…

*hums* Sorry Ah wis gone sae lang~ *Smiles* Next time Ah’ll call ye every day

*grins* Sounds like a deal *kisses him again*

*Hums Smirking* An then phone sex~ *He’s joking…. ((I think))*

*chuckles* I kind of like the sound of that 

*Blinks* Wow.. Ah wis joking but Am nae complain.

*blinks* O-oh… *now she’s embarrassed*

*Chuckles* Yer bonnie as hell when ye blush

*blushes more and pouts* I’m not that cute

*Laughed kissing her* Insanely cute~

sassydoitsu:

itsabeautifulworldafterall:

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sassydoitsu:

itsabeautifulworldafterall:

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i’ve finally found it… my favourite hetalia fan art<3
sassydoitsu:

itsabeautifulworldafterall:

everything i love about hetalia in one photoset

i’ve finally found it… my favourite hetalia fan art<3
sassydoitsu:

itsabeautifulworldafterall:

everything i love about hetalia in one photoset

i’ve finally found it… my favourite hetalia fan art<3
sassydoitsu:

itsabeautifulworldafterall:

everything i love about hetalia in one photoset

i’ve finally found it… my favourite hetalia fan art<3
sassydoitsu:

itsabeautifulworldafterall:

everything i love about hetalia in one photoset

i’ve finally found it… my favourite hetalia fan art<3
sassydoitsu:

itsabeautifulworldafterall:

everything i love about hetalia in one photoset

i’ve finally found it… my favourite hetalia fan art<3
sassydoitsu:

itsabeautifulworldafterall:

everything i love about hetalia in one photoset

i’ve finally found it… my favourite hetalia fan art<3
sassydoitsu:

itsabeautifulworldafterall:

everything i love about hetalia in one photoset

i’ve finally found it… my favourite hetalia fan art<3

sassydoitsu:

itsabeautifulworldafterall:

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i’ve finally found it… my favourite hetalia fan art<3

QuestionHoney, I'm home Answer

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

*grins softly* 

Marry me babe! *holds her*

Ah never said ‘at~

*smirks* Then can I keep goin’?

*Nods* Aye but first~ *Kisses her sweetly* 

*kisses back sweetly and eventually pulled away* I missed you…

*hums* Sorry Ah wis gone sae lang~ *Smiles* Next time Ah’ll call ye every day

*grins* Sounds like a deal *kisses him again*

*Hums Smirking* An then phone sex~ *He’s joking…. ((I think))*

*chuckles* I kind of like the sound of that 

*Blinks* Wow.. Ah wis joking but Am nae complain.

*blinks* O-oh… *now she’s embarrassed*

*Chuckles* Yer bonnie as hell when ye blush

QuestionYou know Allistor you have not taken me to see Nessie yet Answer

elizavetahungary27:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

elizavetahungary27:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

elizavetahungary27:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

*Blinks* Hae Ah nae? *Grins* Ah take it ye want tae change ‘at?

*Chuckles* True, *Whistles as then near the loch* Nessie!!!

*watches the lake smillingly*

*The water bubbled and large head green poked out blinking at them* Come here lass *Allistor waved to the head*

*stares in amazement* Amazing

*Smirks* Wait fur it *The head began to rise fallowed soon by a massive neck and a thick body* There ye go

Can I touch her?

Sure if she lets ye. *He whistled and Nessie lowered her head to them* 

QuestionHoney, I'm home Answer

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

*grins softly* 

Marry me babe! *holds her*

Ah never said ‘at~

*smirks* Then can I keep goin’?

*Nods* Aye but first~ *Kisses her sweetly* 

*kisses back sweetly and eventually pulled away* I missed you…

*hums* Sorry Ah wis gone sae lang~ *Smiles* Next time Ah’ll call ye every day

*grins* Sounds like a deal *kisses him again*

*Hums Smirking* An then phone sex~ *He’s joking…. ((I think))*

*chuckles* I kind of like the sound of that 

*Blinks* Wow.. Ah wis joking but Am nae complain.

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

i-am-the-strider:

To people who think I’m actually a cool person:

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hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency


YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.


YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

image

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

image

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

(Source: babylizard)

QuestionHoney, I'm home Answer

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allamerican-superwoman:

*grins softly* 

Marry me babe! *holds her*

Ah never said ‘at~

*smirks* Then can I keep goin’?

*Nods* Aye but first~ *Kisses her sweetly* 

*kisses back sweetly and eventually pulled away* I missed you…

*hums* Sorry Ah wis gone sae lang~ *Smiles* Next time Ah’ll call ye every day

*grins* Sounds like a deal *kisses him again*

*Hums Smirking* An then phone sex~ *He’s joking…. ((I think))*

QuestionShe kisses his shoulder blade " good morning liebling" she runs her hand up his naked chest Answer

He hummed happily nuzzling her collarbone, “Morning.” 

QuestionYou know Allistor you have not taken me to see Nessie yet Answer

elizavetahungary27:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

elizavetahungary27:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

allistor-kirkland-scot:

*Blinks* Hae Ah nae? *Grins* Ah take it ye want tae change ‘at?

*Chuckles* True, *Whistles as then near the loch* Nessie!!!

*watches the lake smillingly*

*The water bubbled and large head green poked out blinking at them* Come here lass *Allistor waved to the head*

*stares in amazement* Amazing

*Smirks* Wait fur it *The head began to rise fallowed soon by a massive neck and a thick body* There ye go